held the Great Event.
All the bloggers were blogging
predictions rampant.
sat up in their beds,
Whilst visions of Mac tablets
danced in their heads.
pressed his remote,
And practiced the timing
for his new Keynote.
at the Tablet displayed
The Internet twittered
"We want it! We'll pay!"
and then he did state,
"I give you my tablet
My best work to date."
To the Apple Store--fly!
The iPad is here!
New world order is nigh!
By Susan Pigott